This plugin displays quotes from the classic movie Airplane! When activated you will randomly see a quote from Airplane! in the upper right of your admin screen on every page. It is based on the plugin Hello, Dolly!, by Matt Mullenweg.



This section describes how to install the plugin and get it working.


  1. Upload airplane.php to the /wp-content/plugins/ directory
  2. Activate the plugin through the Plugins menu in WordPress
  3. Enjoy the hilariousness of Airplane!


I have never seen Airplane! Will I find this plugin funny?

First of all, you need to see Airplane! It is a movie considered by critics to be one of the greatest movies of all time. Many would postulate that it is better than The Godfather.

Really? Better than The Godfather?

Yes, really. And dont question me again.

I heard there is a sequel. Is it any good?

It is hilarious. Much better than anything Steven Spielberg or Martin Scorcese could ever create.

I just watched the movie and I didnt think it was that great.

You are an idiot.

Is there anything factually incorrect about the movie?

At the real airport, the white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only, and theres no stopping in the red zone (except for transit buses).

Surely, that cant be true.

It is true, and dont call me Shirley.

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